- Total rigid plant and

- Swerve and bulge passing every jump with a wide berth
- Eyes on stalks at someone walking a dog 300 yards away
- Literally SHAKING in his size 4 shoes at the sight of the water truck 1/4 mile away. Parked. Silently.
- 2 spin and attempt to run away maneuvers that were captured very neatly on the ride map on my Equilabs app. One caused my a rock, the other by a squirrel. Both almost causing me to be thrown in the shrubbery.
- Literally 30 solid minutes circling the water complex, dried to no more than 2" of damp mud. Never did go in.
It was 92 degrees out and after an hour and a quarter I had had enough. I held onto the bucking strap with BOTH hands and made him trot around the 1 mile long gallop track three times. Then we both died.
Where's my posthumous medal, dangit?




