His first x-c experience
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 11:31 pm
I took the Baby Bronto to the x-c facility nearby recently, hoping for a nice hack around the perimeter and some trot and canter sets on the gallop track. Instead, found out that "x-c" is an abbreviation for "eXtra Corporeal" and we got:
- Total rigid plant and
at the gateway: "WHAT IS THIS FIELD OF MYSTERY DEATH OBJECTS!?! I WILL NOT ENTER!"
- Swerve and bulge passing every jump with a wide berth
- Eyes on stalks at someone walking a dog 300 yards away
- Literally SHAKING in his size 4 shoes at the sight of the water truck 1/4 mile away. Parked. Silently.
- 2 spin and attempt to run away maneuvers that were captured very neatly on the ride map on my Equilabs app. One caused my a rock, the other by a squirrel. Both almost causing me to be thrown in the shrubbery.
- Literally 30 solid minutes circling the water complex, dried to no more than 2" of damp mud. Never did go in.
It was 92 degrees out and after an hour and a quarter I had had enough. I held onto the bucking strap with BOTH hands and made him trot around the 1 mile long gallop track three times. Then we both died.
Where's my posthumous medal, dangit?

- Total rigid plant and

- Swerve and bulge passing every jump with a wide berth
- Eyes on stalks at someone walking a dog 300 yards away
- Literally SHAKING in his size 4 shoes at the sight of the water truck 1/4 mile away. Parked. Silently.
- 2 spin and attempt to run away maneuvers that were captured very neatly on the ride map on my Equilabs app. One caused my a rock, the other by a squirrel. Both almost causing me to be thrown in the shrubbery.
- Literally 30 solid minutes circling the water complex, dried to no more than 2" of damp mud. Never did go in.
It was 92 degrees out and after an hour and a quarter I had had enough. I held onto the bucking strap with BOTH hands and made him trot around the 1 mile long gallop track three times. Then we both died.
Where's my posthumous medal, dangit?




