I feel like I'm in a Caddieshack episode with a raccoon
Posted: Sat May 11, 2024 6:51 pm
I know many of you here have LOTS of experience with wildlife critters. So maybe you have some advice?
We live on a heavy wooded property (an oddity in our area) - so there are lots of deer and small critter types: possum, raccoon, skunk and fox. My frequent nemesis is a persistent raccoon who has me concerned because of the high rabies reported locally in these animals. During warmer weather the barn doors are left open and pony is locked in at night. Feed room door closed. I know the pony dribbles his pellets out his stall feed opening onto the aisle - which I suspect has been a treat for this raccoon.
So during a recent evening check I hear this chirping just outside the open barn door. Honestly, if it wasn't for that chirping I may have physically stepped on this raccoon. I yell and make no impression for it to leave so I use the water hose to chase it away. Perfect - now the raccoon runs across the driveway directly into the open garage. So I apply curse words because now I cannot enter the house via the backdoor. Luckily my truck was unlocked outside so I start honking the horn to get the raccoon to leave the garage. The circus continues when DH opens the kitchen door to ask WTH am making this racket. I call out not to come down the steps because the raccoon is at the bottom behind the lawn tractor. DH makes some banging noise and the raccoon exits out the side door.
Next I immediately purchased $35 of Cayenne pepper and some Vinegar from Amazon. I feel like I'm laying down garlic for vampires as I pour cayenne pepper around all the barn doors for this pesky raccoon.
Today (barely 3 days later) at 11 AM sunny day THAT raccoon is hanging off my hummingbird feeder on the deck. I apply more curse words. I run out yelling and he gives me the middle digit and climbs down to go up a nearby tree. Our deck is about 5+ feet up on pillars which he climbs like a tree. So I dump more cayenne pepper around all the pillars and stairs while raccoon is watching me from above. About 15 minutes later - he is BACK swinging on the feeder. I chase him down again and now mix up some stinky vinegar water and pour it out over the deck area. I know he will be back.....
Last summer I had dibbled hot tabasco sauce along the deck railing but it stained the white vinyl rail. DH was not happy trying to get the stains off. Humane Society will not set a trap because it may be a female with babies ... yada... yada.
I do not want to trap myself because I know these animals can be quite nasty when trapped. My personal experience at a friends boarding stable where there were problem raccoons - they trapped a huge one in a humane trap and it was one mean nasty raccoon. Did I mention the snapping teeth? I do not want any close encounters for myself, dogs or pony.
So if anyone has any other safe suggestions - please let me hear them.
(edited to say - I never leave the Hummingbird feed out overnight. I learned that lesson too.)
We live on a heavy wooded property (an oddity in our area) - so there are lots of deer and small critter types: possum, raccoon, skunk and fox. My frequent nemesis is a persistent raccoon who has me concerned because of the high rabies reported locally in these animals. During warmer weather the barn doors are left open and pony is locked in at night. Feed room door closed. I know the pony dribbles his pellets out his stall feed opening onto the aisle - which I suspect has been a treat for this raccoon.
So during a recent evening check I hear this chirping just outside the open barn door. Honestly, if it wasn't for that chirping I may have physically stepped on this raccoon. I yell and make no impression for it to leave so I use the water hose to chase it away. Perfect - now the raccoon runs across the driveway directly into the open garage. So I apply curse words because now I cannot enter the house via the backdoor. Luckily my truck was unlocked outside so I start honking the horn to get the raccoon to leave the garage. The circus continues when DH opens the kitchen door to ask WTH am making this racket. I call out not to come down the steps because the raccoon is at the bottom behind the lawn tractor. DH makes some banging noise and the raccoon exits out the side door.
Next I immediately purchased $35 of Cayenne pepper and some Vinegar from Amazon. I feel like I'm laying down garlic for vampires as I pour cayenne pepper around all the barn doors for this pesky raccoon.
Today (barely 3 days later) at 11 AM sunny day THAT raccoon is hanging off my hummingbird feeder on the deck. I apply more curse words. I run out yelling and he gives me the middle digit and climbs down to go up a nearby tree. Our deck is about 5+ feet up on pillars which he climbs like a tree. So I dump more cayenne pepper around all the pillars and stairs while raccoon is watching me from above. About 15 minutes later - he is BACK swinging on the feeder. I chase him down again and now mix up some stinky vinegar water and pour it out over the deck area. I know he will be back.....
Last summer I had dibbled hot tabasco sauce along the deck railing but it stained the white vinyl rail. DH was not happy trying to get the stains off. Humane Society will not set a trap because it may be a female with babies ... yada... yada.
I do not want to trap myself because I know these animals can be quite nasty when trapped. My personal experience at a friends boarding stable where there were problem raccoons - they trapped a huge one in a humane trap and it was one mean nasty raccoon. Did I mention the snapping teeth? I do not want any close encounters for myself, dogs or pony.
So if anyone has any other safe suggestions - please let me hear them.
(edited to say - I never leave the Hummingbird feed out overnight. I learned that lesson too.)